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thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

I think people should know that in the end he called back and talked to the manager and it turned out another guy with his area code had been harassing the girl all night and she was extraordinarily sorry.

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  • demon:i possessed you
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  • me:shit man, you can stay but don't be spinning my head like an owl and shit
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spookyvvebkin:

"you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash” 

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I want to give you hickies where only you and I can see

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